Dear Henry,
Listen, shoes are super fun, I totally agree. I went through an epic slipper phase and I’ll never forget it. But all that smelly glory can’t go on forever. When my mom gave me a toy that squeaked, it changed my life immediately. That squeak was the best noise I’d ever heard, it was so much better than mom walking around in high heels. Next time you go to the pet store, pick out the toy that has the best squeak. #squeakersforlife
High Five,
Mona