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Hello! My Name Is Blotto – The Movie! Set To Premiere at Cohoes Music Hall in April

By Thomas Dimopoulos

Saratoga TODAY

SARATOGA SPRINGS – It was Aug. 1, 1981 – the premiere of MTV – and three dozen songs into the playlist, up came the video of Blotto’s “I Wanna Be A Lifeguard.”

Upstate New York rock band Blotto experienced national success in the 1980’s through touring, record sales, radio airplay and exposure of their videos on that then-brand-new music cable station MTV.

A new documentary film – featuring a broad and entertaining look at the career of the band – was created by Rob Lichter.  Hello! My Name Is Blotto – The Movie! Is set to premiere at Cohoes Music Hall on Saturday, April 12.

The film spans the origins of the band members starting as The Star-Spangled Washboard Band in the 1970’s, their evolution to Blotto and heyday in the 1980’s, and their long afterlife up to the present. 

Blotto enjoyed a wide and loyal following for their music and engaging live shows that would find Bowtie, Broadway, Sarge, Cheese and Lee Harvey (mostly) good-naturedly lampooning a grab bag of musical genres.  

In August 2017, Haymes graciously accepted an invitation to speak at a History of Rock & Roll in Saratoga event this writer was hosting at the Saratoga Springs Public Library.

Haymes, who died in 2019, was prolific writer, musician, visual artist and supporter of the Capital Region arts scene for several decades. He was also a co-founding member of the band Blotto and its predecessor, the Star-Spangled Washboard band – of the early 1970s.  

“We played a couple of shows at Caffe Lena, and within a year we played at SPAC, opening for Sha Na Na,” recalled Haymes.  “Star-Spangled Washboard Band lasted through about September ’78 and everybody went their separate ways and got real jobs. Our bass player, Cheese Blotto, got a job bartending at his friends who had just opened a bar that was called 17 Maple Avenue. In the back there was a stage, probably about six inches high, tops. Cheese struck a deal with (the owner) that if he could get some friends to come up and play in the back room then he would still get paid his bartending fee, but he wouldn’t have to actually bartend. So, every weekend he would call up and say: hey, you want to come up this weekend?” said Haymes, who would take on the moniker Sarge Blotto

“Eventually it coalesced into a group and we needed a name. We came up with the name Blotto. We came up with these little cardboard convention badges that would say: Hello My Name Is. That became the title of our first record: Hello My Name is Blotto.

“There was a night, later on, late in the evening, we’re doing our third set or something and there’s a group of gentlemen who come in and stand in the back. Big poodle hair. Satin baseball jackets with the sleeves pushed up. This was like ’79. So naturally we started making fun of them. They’re a band? Ahaha. It’s a Friday night and they’re not playing anywhere,” Haymes recalled.

-Hey, you wanna come up and jam?’

-Oh yeah, sure.

“So we did ‘House of the Rising Sun,’ and ‘Johnny B. Goode,’ because everybody does ‘Johnny B. Goode,’ and I think we also did ’We Gotta Get Outta This Place..’  Maybe four guys came up – and they were pretty good! We were very impressed. After our set, it was time to say thank you and wrap up the night. We asked them who they were. Neal, Steve…it was Journey. Earlier that evening they had played at SPAC. Ha. They were pretty cool about it.”  

Two years later I was in Colonie Center, somebody said ‘Have you seen the poster?’ We had to go to Spencer’s Gifts and in the back there were these racks of posters and there’s a Journey poster. They’re just kinda standing there. There are some green trees and some white pillars and I’m looking at it and saying, ‘Yeah, it’s Journey. And?’”

“No, look closer, look closer.”

“I looked and hanging from (drummer) Steve Smith’s belt is a cardboard tag: Hello My Name is Blotto. What’s Yours?”

This film is the brainchild of Rob Lichter, aka Bert Blotto, a multimedia expert and longtime friend of Blotto. He recorded performances and interviewed the band over the last 25 years to capture the material for the documentary. He also incorporated a vast collection of archival footage and photos going back as far as 1972. The result is a fun, lightly censored, self-effacing romp through the improbable life and times of the members of Blotto.

The premiere performance of the film will take place at Cohoes Music Hall, 58 Remsen St. in Cohoes on Saturday, April 12. VIP Reception, cash bar and hors devours opens at 5 p.m. and the film screens at 7, with a Q&A to follow at 9.  VIP Reception and admission (limited availability) is $40, and Regular admission is $25.  For more information and tickets, go to:    www.blotto.net or www.guthriebellproductions.com.  

March 1 at The Zankel:  Premiere of “Trill 101,” a Free, Multidisciplinary Jazz Performance 

SARATOGA SPRINGS— At 8 p.m. on Saturday, March 1, the Arthur Zankel Music Center at Skidmore College will present the world premiere of “Trill 101,” a groundbreaking multidisciplinary performance by Brooklyn-based composer, vocalist, and multi-instrumentalist Melanie Charles and her Make Jazz Trill Again (MJTA) collective. 

The free public concert is the culmination of a year-long artistic collaboration between Charles, her band, and Skidmore students across music, dance, and the humanities. 

The March 1 premiere will feature Charles and her collaborators — Zacchaeus Paul (keys), Rogerst Charles (saxophone), Barry Stephenson (bass), Bendji Allonce (percussion), and Diego Ramirez (drums) — alongside Skidmore student singers, musicians, and dancers. Their collective performance will blend original compositions with a richly layered medley of Afro-diasporic rhythms and Black spirituals, including “Deep River.” 

Adding to the experience, video interludes produced by the Troy-based creative agency Collectiveffort will provide a behind-the-scenes look at the creative process, showcasing the student-driven workshops, jam sessions, and mentorship moments that shaped the project. 

Charles is a Brooklyn-based composer, singer, flutist, and multi-instrumentalist known for her innovative fusion of jazz, soul, and Haitian roots music. Her work reimagines jazz for contemporary audiences while uplifting marginalized voices. Charles first introduced MJTA to Skidmore in February 2024.  Admission to Trill 101 is free and open to the public. 

Home Made Theater’s Production of Hamlet Begins Feb. 28

SARATOGA SPRINGS —For two weekends, starting on Friday, Feb. 28, Home Made Theater will present William Shakespeare’s famous tragedy, Hamlet.

Hamlet is the story of Prince Hamlet, a brooding and contemplative Danish prince tasked by his father’s ghost with avenging his father’s murder at the hands of Hamlet’s uncle Claudius, the new king, who has also married Hamlet’s mother. Plagued by indecision and internal conflict, Hamlet grapples with his duty to act while simultaneously questioning the morality of revenge, leading to a series of complex and often erratic behaviors as he attempts to expose Claudius’s guilt and ultimately enact justice, culminating in a tragic chain of events.

The co-directors of the production are Dianne O’Neill and J. Scala. The cast of Hamlet includes faces both familiar and brand new to Home Made Theater audiences. 

In addition to six public performances, there will be two private matinees for school groups. More than 225 high school students from Ballston Spa, Schuylerville, and other schools will attend a performance followed by a Q & A with the directors, some of the production staff, and the cast.

Performances of Hamlet begin on Friday, Feb. 28 and end on Sunday, March 9. Friday and Saturday performances are at 7 p.m. and Sunday performances are at 2 p.m. The play will be performed in the Saratoga  Music Hall, in the Saratoga Springs City Hall building at 474 Broadway. 

General admission seats are $20 for students (those under 18 and college students with ID), and $25 for all others. Tickets can be purchased on Home Made Theater’s website, www.homemadetheater.org, or by calling 518-587-4427.

Johnny Cash 92nd Birthday Bash at The Strand 

A Man Named Cash, on stage at The Strand Feb. 23.

HUDSON FALLS — Johnny Cash’s 92nd Birthday Bash, a staging of “A Man Named Cash,” will take place 3 p.m. Sunday, Feb. 23, at the Strand Theatre, 210 Main St., Hudson Falls.

The event features vocalist Eric Hofmanis, who was personally selected by The Johnny Cash Estate and John Carter Cash (Johnny Cash’s son) as lead vocalist for the 2023-24 Official Concert Experience 100-city national tour.

Anticipated hits to be performed include I Walk The Line, Ring Of Fire, Sunday Morning Coming Down and Hurt.

Hofmanis will be joined onstage by Megan Houde as June Carter, and the band also features lead guitarist Scotty Mac, an inductee of the Blues Hall of Fame. 

Tickets are $25 balcony, $30 floor level and are available at the Strand Box Office; cash or check only or online at Brown Paper Tickets. For more information, go to www.mystrandtheatre.org. 

Lumineers Kick Off North American Leg of Automatic World Tour with SPAC Date July 3

Lumineers to kick-off tour in Saratoga Springs July 3.

SARATOGA SPRINGS —The Lumineers have announced the North American leg of their Automatic 2025 world tour, which includes stadiums, arenas, and amphitheaters across the U.S. and Canada through mid-October. 

The Lumineers Automatic World Tour will kick-off first with a stop at Saratoga Performing Arts Center on July 3, before staging shows at Citi Field in Queens on July 11, and Fenway Park in Boston.  

Special guests for the Saratoga Springs date will be Hippo Campus. 

Acclaimed Artist Nina Chanel Abney to Deliver Winter/Miller Lecture Feb. 27 At The Tang

SARATOGA SPRINGS — The Frances Young Tang Teaching Museum and Art Gallery at Skidmore College announced the eighth-annual Winter/Miller Lecture, to be delivered by the acclaimed artist Nina Chanel Abney at 6 pm on Thursday, Feb. 27. The event is free and open to the public.

Abney, who is known for her bold, graphic paintings, creates stunning works that challenge viewers to confront issues of race, gender, pop culture, and politics. 

Abney’s painting Picnic at Butler is on view at the Tang as part of the exhibition a field of bloom and hum, which opened Feb. 14. Abney’s work can also be seen filling Lincoln Center’s David Geffen Hall façade in New York City, celebrating the cultural heritage of San Juan Hill, the lost neighborhood where the performing arts venue now stands. Beyond venues of contemporary work, Abney has collaborated with major brands such as Nike’s Jordan, Timberland, and EA Sports. 

UAlbany Theatre Program Presents The Rocky Horror Musical March 5-9

ALBANY — The University at Albany’s Theatre Program presents five performances of a musical production of Richard O’Brien’s Rocky Horror Show, in the Main Theatre of the Performing Arts Center for Wednesday, March 5 – Sunday, March 9. 

The cult-classic, with Book, Music, and Lyrics by Richard O’Brien, will be performed by UAlbany students and directed by Shaun Patrick Tubbs, Theatre’s Visiting Assistant Professor of Direction, with the Music Program’s Lecturer Michael Lister as Music Director. 

The show will feature a live band and original choreography by Leah Tubbs, Founding Artistic Director of the Harlem-based MODArts Dance Collective, in her inaugural collaboration at UAlbany. The design team includes Theatre Program faculty Nora Marlow Smith, designing sets; and Anne Croteau, designing costumes with an haute couture influence; as well as visiting lighting designer Evan Anderson.

 With this production The Rocky Horror Show—made legendary by its 1975 movie version—returns to its origin as a live rock ‘n’ roll musical, in which sweethearts Brad and Janet get a flat tire during a storm, only to discover themselves in Dr. Frank-N-Furter’s mansion, where all innocence is lost. 

Since the production first premiered in London, Rocky Horror as been performed in 20 different languages and seen by over 30 million people globally, according to the BBC. 

The Rocky Horror Show picks up the sci-fi theme of the Theatre Program’s previous offering of Mary Shelley Meets Frankenstein, and continues its tradition for offering full-scale productions of hit musicals, following recent presentations of RENT and Hair, all on the Main Stage of UAlbany’s PAC.

 Tickets are only available online at: https://www.albany.edu/pac/news/2024-richard-obriens-rocky-horror-show-mar-5-9-2025

Note: at this production audience members are required by the Performing Arts Center to check coats and bags. Food and objects will not be allowed inside the theatre, to maintain the theater space and for the safety of the performers.  

Free Public Tours Begin Feb. 16 at the Tang Teaching Museum


Samantha Majiedt ’27 leads a Tang Guide Tour at the Tang Teaching Museum on Oct. 18, 2024.
Photo by Sylvie Ziefert ’26.

SARATOGA SPRINGS — The Frances Young Tang Teaching Museum and Art Gallery at Skidmore College has announced a lineup of free public tours. The season begins with a behind-the-scenes tour and continues with Tang Guide Tours each Sunday beginning Feb. 16 and numerous Curator’s Tours.

All tours, which are free and open to the public, provide visitors unique perspectives on our exhibitions as well as the museum. Through the presentation of contemporary art, the Tang offers visitors opportunities to connect with new ideas and ways of understanding the complexities of the human experience.

The Tang rotates exhibitions in and out of its galleries, presenting more than a dozen each year. New exhibitions in the upcoming season include Everforward, Neverback, which opened Jan. 25 and features art from the Tang collection that presents narratives of joy, beauty, and community as acts of resistance by members of various ethnic and racial groups. 

A field of bloom and hum, opening Feb. 14, presents a two-floor exhibition of work by queer artists who assert their lives, identities, and stories, often through extensive series created over multiple decades. Note this exhibition contains nudity and imagery that visitors may want to preview before bringing children.

Tang Guide Tours will take place Sunday at 2 p.m., from Feb. 16 through May 4. A Curator’s Tour of a field of bloom and hum will take place at noon on Thursday, Feb. 27 and Thursday, April 24, and the Curators’ Tour of Everforward, Neverback takes place at noon on Thursday, March 20. 

For the latest information, visit https://tang.skidmore.edu or contact the Tang Visitors Services Desk at 518-580-8080.

Lena Go Round -Songwriter Showcase with Erin Harkes Feb. 26

SARATOGA SPRINGS — The focus will be the magic of musical storytelling at 7:30 p.m. on Wednesday, Feb. 26 when musician/comedian Erin Harkes hosts the Lena Go Round Songwriter Showcase at Caffe Lena. 

Emerging and established songwriters will share their most authentic work in the tradition that has made Caffè Lena a sanctuary for artistic expression for over 60 years. The showcase offers a unique window into the creative soul of the local music community.

For more information, go to: caffelena.org. 

Flurry Festival to Bring Thousands of Music and Dance Enthusiasts to the Spa City Feb. 14-16

SARATOGA SPRINGS — A multicultural bonanza of music, dance, and song lands at the Saratoga Springs City Center and other nearby venues on Feb. 14-16, for the 37th Annual Flurry Festival.

Over the course of the weekend, thousands of attendees from near and far will be immersed in dozens of traditional dance and music genres, including swing, blues, contra, square dancing, Cajun, Zydeco, English country, Balkan, Scandinavian, Latin, waltz, Scottish, fusion, hip-hop, international, Irish, balfolk, African, Appalachian, Asian, Crimean, and Haitian.

Friday afternoon begins with pre-festival Intensive workshops in Swing and Latin dance styles, for a few hours of focused classes. The main event kicks off at 6 p.m. Friday evening with this year’s new “Discovery Hour,” an array of 101 classes in which attendees can immerse themselves in learning a new style. 

The weekend continues with nonstop instruction and participatory dancing, including techno contra and fusion dances running into the early morning hours. 

Along with dancing, the festival features jam sessions, concerts, dance demonstrations, sing-a-longs, storytelling, yoga, instrumental and educational workshops, and teen showcases and jams. From medieval instrument demonstrations to hip-hop classes, anyone who enjoys music will find something unique to try out.

Saturday’s family programming will be free and open to the public at the Saratoga Springs Public Library from 9:30 a.m. to 3:45 p.m., and will include storytelling, maker activities, world dance, and music-making, with family concerts, singing, dancing, and activities continuing throughout the weekend.

The Flurry welcomes beginners and people of all ages and abilities, and instruction is offered at multiple levels. 

Full or partial weekend tickets can be purchased throughout the weekend at the door. Learn more about the 2025 Flurry Festival and view performers and schedules at www.flurryfestival.org.