Dear Mona,

I am really into this one dog, Hannah. She is the most gorgeous Springer Spaniel on the planet. Every time I see her at the dog park, I get nervous, steal her toys and then ignore her. I don’t know why I act so weird around her; I am a confident three year old golden retriever with some serious swagger. I think Hannah’s the one, what do I do? #taildraggingsolowWHY?!

Bark,
Flamingo

Dear Flamingo,

That is the coolest name I have ever heard of, are you pink? Anyway, I’m sure Hannah is reading your mixed signals and is wondering if you really like her. Next time you see her, pull yourself together and bring her a toy. This small gesture will help you get more comfortable and then maybe a fun friendship or love affair will ensue. You won’t know until you try, right? Work that swagger. Here are a few pics of me and some of my soul mates that I share my toys with. #sharingiscaring

High Five,
Mona